You know you're in India when...

You know you’re in India WHEN…. ~You buy something only to discover after you’ve brought it home the electrical cord doesn’t match the outlet in your house!
Who knew-there were like 6 different styles!! You can only hope you lucked out after your purchase!~You have to hire 3 people to drill holes for hooks in your house with cement walls.
~You have to remove your shoes before walking into a filthy store.
~The pharmacy on the corner you run into for toilet paper says "You bought the last roll last week, Ma'am"! (They just keep a roll or two on stock and all know who buys it. Nice.
~You have to wait 3 hrs for the audience to arrive when you are invited as guest speaker.  (Plan for the day—not for the event, then you won’t be irritated with the surprise.)~ You turn on the sink in the bathroom in the morning and nothing happens.
~ Your hubby corrects you for slipping and crossing your legs in a formal meeting. (0ffensive here)
~ Putting on your sons shoes at the front door---neighbors are calling out size advice. ;0)
~ You're at a party and the beverage being passed person to person is one vase with water and one cup...hhhm suddenly not feeling so thirsty.
~You've been standing in line for ten minutes and the line only grows as people jump in front of you like it's standard procedure. You have to get aggressive if you want to make it to the counter.
~ You go out to eat and only half the items on the menu are available (don't get your hopes up when you see "cheese" at a vegetarian hotel! lol)
-Your door bell chime box is a shrine for Mother Mary and baby Jesus. Not kidding.
~ At an elevator if you don't stand waiting with your nose at the doors--You'll never get in!! They shove in like sardines before the people the ones inside have a chance to exit! The work-out of the stairs is usually worth it to avoid the stampede.
~ "No" always mean "YES" when referring to food. Just when you were sooo proud of yourself you finally cleared your plate and they come to dump more---don't assume your "no" will be heard....better to run!