You know you're in India when...

You know you’re in India WHEN…. (this is not an exhaustive list--just the ones I really noticed this week!)
~You buy something only to discover after you’ve brought it home the electrical cord doesn’t match the outlet in your house!
Who knew-there were like 6 different styles!! You can only hope you lucked out after your purchase!
~You have to hire 3 people to drill holes for hooks in your house with cement walls. ;0)
~You have to remove your shoes before walking into a filthy store. Ahhh, the life!
~You have to wait 3 hrs for people to arrive when you are invited as guest speaker. :0) (Plan for the day—not for the event, then you won’t be irritated with the surprise!)
~ You turn on the sink in the bathroom in the morning and nothing happens. ;0)
~ Your hubby corrects you for slipping and crossing your legs in a formal meeting.
~ Putting on your sons shoes at the front door---neighbors are calling out size advice. ;0)
~ You're at a party and the beverage being passed person to person is one vase with water and one cup...
~You've been standing in line for ten minutes and the line only grows as people jump in front of you like it's standard procedure.
~ You go out to eat and only half the items on the menu are available (don't get your hopes up when you see cheese! lol)
-Your door bell chime box is a shrine for Mother Mary and baby Jesus. (wish I was kidding...it's on our list to remove!)
~ At an elevator if you don't stand waiting with your nose at the doors--You'll never get in!! They shove in like sardines before the people the ones inside have a chance to exit! The work-out of the stairs is usually worth it to avoid the stampede!
~ "No" always mean "YES" when referring to food. Just when you were sooo proud of yourself you finally cleared your plate and they come to dump more---don't assume your "no" will have any meaning....better to run! (Just saying!)